You ever try to price a soul? No? Good. Because that’s kinda what it feels like when you’re tryna figure out what to drop on custom Mylar bags. People want cold numbers, straight facts—but this ain’t a vending machine, friend. This is a weird, shapeshifting beast of design, volume, flair, and “how much do you actually care about not looking basic?”

So here’s the deal, unvarnished, barely spell-checked, maybe a little mad:

What Slaps the Price Around?

• Bag Shape / Dimensions
  Tiny ones are budget-friendly, sure. Big boys? Cost more than your uncle’s cable bill. Volume matters, always has. Just like pizza—more dough, more dollars.

• Art Flavor
  Basic? Cheap. Weird? Pricier. You want glow-in-the-dark holographic demon wings wrapping around your logo? That’s gonna tick the meter up. We can do it. But it's not 1997. You pay for cool.

• Mass Quantity = Lower Tag
  Ten bags? You’re paying boutique prices, baby. Ten thousand? Now you're talking like a boss. Bulk gets the cost down like gravity pulling drunk angels from the sky.

• Materials & Gizmos
  Want biodegradable? Or those zippers that snap like a magician's suitcase? Options like that twist the price into a pretzel.

• Printing Magic
  Digital, flexo, gravure—each method’s a different animal. Some bark, some bite, all have different appetites.

The Numbers (Yeah, We’ll Show You Ours)

We’re not shy. Wanna peek behind the curtain?

• Standard 3.5x5" Custom Mylar Bags (1/8th size)

  • Kick off near $368 for 200 eighth (3.5x5 inch) bags. 

  • Handy for pre-rolls, gummies, or secret notes to your future self.

• Custom-Shaped Die-Cut Bags

  • Start around $856 for 300 custom shaped mylar bags. 

  • Want your pouch to look like a shark tooth or melting ice cream cone? You're in the right circus.

Also: design? On us. You bring the idea, the napkin sketch, the half-baked vision you had in a dream—we’ll pull it together and wrap it in something that sings.

Hidden Fees? We Don’t Do That.

You ever buy something online, and right when you click checkout, they sneak in a “$42 processing fee” just because they feel like being greasy? Yeah. We don’t play that game.

• Orders over $400 = free shipping. Boom. That’s gas money you don’t have to think about.

• No sly service fees. No “whoops we forgot to mention this” garbage.

• You pay what you see. Unless you’re hallucinating, in which case, hey—we’ll still honor it.

Real Talk: How Much?

What’s the value of first impressions? What’s it cost to not look like you're slingin' stuff outta a Ziploc? People judge books by covers. People judge product by packaging. It's primal. It's real. It matters.

So yeah—you might spend a few hundred for a starting order.
You might spend a few thousand if you're ready to turn heads.

It ain't about "cheap." It's about loud. It's about making noise without saying a word.

Closing Rant You Didn’t Ask For

Too many brands look the same. Same fonts. Same vibes. Safe, like they’re afraid to scare anyone. But you? You made it this far. You’re thinking about your packaging. That already means you’re lightyears ahead of the pack.

You want your bags to talk? We’ll give 'em lungs.

Get a free quote. Or don’t.
But just know—we’ll still be here, turning napkin ideas into packaging that slaps.